25 Rotating Taps

Our taproom pours 25 rotating taps featuring the full lineup of Armored Cow craft beer — hazy, hoppy, crisp, sour, dark, gluten-free, and everything in between. You’ll also find guest cider and ginger beer on tap for even more ways to sip and explore. No matter your taste, we’ve got the perfect pour waiting.

What's on Tap

Flagships

BANG BANG

Hazy IPA - 7.3%

A juicy, hazy IPA bursting with citrus and tropical flavor. Smooth, bold, and
dangerously drinkable.

SHAKE THAT AXE

Helles Lager - 4.8%

A crisp, clean Helles lager made for easy drinking. Light, refreshing, and your new everyday favorite.

BITCHIN BETTY

Brown Ale - 5.4%

A roasty brown ale brewed with chocolate and honey malts for a smooth, flavorful finish.

FUN 51

Hefeweizen - 5.4%

A classic German Hefe with authentic ingredients and that signature banana-clove character.

AVOGADROS HOP

West Coast IPA - 7.5%

A powerhouse DIPA loaded with hops and dripping with citrus and tropical flavor. Huge aroma and a dangerously
smooth finish.

Seasonals

BLITZKRIEG HOP

Double IPA - 9.1%

A double juicy, hazy IPA bursting with citrus and tropical flavor. Smooth, bold, and dangerously drinkable.

EL SCORCHO

Imperial Stout - 11.5%

An Imperial Stout inspired by Mexican hot chocolate, with chocolate, cinnamon, and a De Arbol chile tingle.

INTERROGATING GINGY

Imperial Porter - 8.3%

A rich imperial porter brewed with gingerbread spices and maple for the perfect winter warmer.

HOPNADO

Hazy IPA - 6.8%

Bursting with Galaxy, Citra & Mosaic hops, this hazy IPA delivers big flavor and a smooth, pillowy finish.

ARE YOU READY KIDS?

Sour Ale - 9%

A big, tropical sour brewed with massive amounts of pineapple and coconut. Juicy, bold, and dangerously smooth.

SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE

Imperial Stout - 10.5%

A bold imperial stout brewed
with cocoa nibs and locally roasted Enderly coffee. Dark,
rich, and satisfying.

HOODIE & SCHWARTZ

Black Lager - 5%

Light-bodied German black lager with roasty cocoa & toasted malt notes. Crisp, smooth, crushable.

LUDWIG

Marzen Lager - 5.8%

A traditional Marzen-style lager with deep golden color and smooth, bready malt sweetness.

DOCTOR LOVE

Sour Ale - 7%

Award-winning cherry cordial sour bursting with cherry purée and cacao. Sweet, tart, decadent.

BASTOGNE BULLDOG

Belgian Witbier Ale - 4.8%

A refreshing Belgian Witbier with watermelon and sea salt, brewed in honor of the 327th “Bastogne Bulldogs.”

BLACK HOPS

Black Lager - 6.5%

A roasty, hoppy Black IPA dry hopped with Citra, CTZ, and Cascade.

VIOLET EVERGARDEN

Wheat Ale - 6%

An American Wheat Ale with blueberry purée and marshmallows for a fruity, pillowy-soft finish.

PORTER OF THE PHEONIX

Porter - 6.7%

A rich, roasty porter with chocolate notes that is magical for Harry Potter fans and beer lovers alike.

BARLEY QUINN

Barley Wine - 14%

A rich, bourbon barrel–aged barley wine with deep dark-fruit notes and a smooth, warming finish. Big, bold, unforgettable.

HELLFIRE CLUB

Sour Ale - 4.8%

A sweet-meets-tart sour bursting with peach, maple, and cinnamon. An award-winning ride straight into the Upside Down.

WHAT THE CRAIC

Irish Red Ale - 4.7%

A smooth Irish Red with toasted malt, caramel sweetness, and a subtle hop finish.

MY GOAT

Maibock Lager - 6.9%

Rich malt, crisp finish, and long lagering make this a big, incredibly smooth lager.

YIPPEE KI-YAY Mother P...

Sour Ale - 6%

Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Pucker is a cranberry sour spiced with cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves.

REVEILLE

Stout - 5.8%

An oatmeal stout highlighting deep chocolate flavors with peanut butter notes, inspired by a classic peanut butter cup.

HOT DONNA

Amber Ale - 5.4%

A classic amber ale with nutty, caramel malt flavor and a hint of Cascade hops.

SUN SPUN

Lemon-Lime Lager - 4.8%

Our light lager meets lemon-lime for a refreshing citrus kick. Perfect for warm days.

RASPBERRY RUSH

Hefeweizen - 5.4%

A refreshing wheat ale with juicy raspberry puree added to our traditional German Hefe base.

BANANA FLUFFER

Sour Ale - 9%

Big, bold Berliner Weisse loaded with peanut, banana, marshmallow, and lactose. Tart, creamy, and dessert-like.

STOPPAGE TIME

Session IPA - 5.4%

A crushable hazy session IPA dry hopped with Amarillo, Idaho 7, and El Dorado for bright citrus and tropical flavor.

Flagships

HELL YEAH

GF Hazy IPA - 6.5%

A gluten-free hazy IPA hopped with Mosiac and El Dorado. Soft haze, bright citrus, and endlessly drinkable.

MISS ROSIE

GF Amber Ale - 5.2%

A light, crisp gluten-free amber ale brewed with buckwheat, pale millet, and caramillet. Refreshing and celiac safe.

WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE

GF Blonde Ale - 5.2%

Coffee, caramel, and toffee notes come together in this gluten-free blonde ale brewed in a celiac-safe facility.

MET AT MIDNIGHT

GF Sour Ale - 5.2%

Blackberry and cinnamon come together for a crumble-inspired gluten-free sour that’s bright, cozy, and delicious.

Seasonal

ONE PIECE OF RICE

GF Rice Lager - 4.8%

A crisp, clean rice lager made for easy drinking. Light, refreshing, and your new everyday favorite.

OUTLANDER

GF Spice Ale - 5.8%

A gluten-free pumpkin spice ale brewed with real pumpkin and warm fall spices. Cozy, smooth, and always a crowd favorite.

MR. GOODBEER

GF Porter - 6.5%

A porter with bold peanut butter character balanced by smooth chocolate notes, rich, dessert-like, and fully celiac-safe.

BOONDOCK SAINTS

GF Belgain Ale- 11%

A gluten-free Belgian Golden Ale aged 8 months in rum barrels, with light spice, candied sugar, and oak.

CINNAMON GIRL

GF Blonde Ale- 4.8%

A gluten-free blonde ale bursting with pineapple and warm Saigon cinnamon - tropical meets holiday comfort.

REMNANT

GF Imperial Stout - 10%

An award-winning, Imperial Stout aged in rum barrels, brewed with gluten-free grains and rich chocolate, dark sugar, and warm rum notes.

STRAWBERRY 6&20

GF Blonde Ale - 5.2%

A light, refreshing gluten-free blonde ale with just the right amount of strawberry flavor.

CIDERS

We carry a rotating selection of ciders that changes with the season, featuring ACE, Red Clay, and 1911. Expect favorites like pineapple, blackberry, cherry, and more depending on what’s fresh and available.

GINGER BEER

Lime Agave - 5%

Our take on a Moscow Mule, made with lime juice and organic agave nectar.

SELTZERS

Looking for something crisp and bubbly Try our gluten-free seltzers, like:

What Plants Crave - 6%

Blue Raspberry seltzer inspired by the legendary “Blue Drank.” Bright, fun, refreshing.

Crushin It - 6%

Creamy orange creamsicle vibes. Cold, crisp, crushable.

Seasonal Seltzers

Purple Drank - 6%
A juicy, sweet grape seltzer that’s smooth, vibrant, and pure grape bliss.
Portal Juice - 6%
A bright, tropical seltzer inspired by that iconic Baja Blast flavor.

WINES